Me, sitting up on the edge of the bed about to start my day. Bone tired, exhausted.
Him: Where are you going?
Me: Going into the bathroom to kill myself.
Him: Try not to make a mess with the splatter.
Me: It's okay... I was going to just slash my wrists.
Him: How about I just smother you with this pillow instead?
Me: Sure, thanks dear. I love you.
Him: No problem, honey. I love you too.
Every moment is a Hallmark moment at the Russ household!
